This post is for everyone who belong to the Nepali community, which every guy/girl has faced and can totally relate too.
- Nepali Kids don't need SWAG when you can have SAAG.
- When you have a discussion with your parents and you try to prove a point and then you get, 'Mukh Lagchas Ajjai' and you're shut.
- If you play with fire, you will definitely pee on your bed.
- What Miley Cyrus did at the VMA's is called "Twerking" in the west and"Mata Utreko" in Nepali.
- You are considered adult when you turn 18. Your parents won't consider you an adult until you get married.
- The awkward moment when your relatives are offering you pocket money and even if you want it, you say NO few times and then finally accept it.
- That moments when you check your phone while studying and your parents be like
- If you sneeze before leaving, something bad will happen so you have to sneeze again to cancel the first one.
- Your relatives spy on you so that they can complain to your parents..
- We don't get Friend-Zoned. We get Bhai-Zoned.
- Yes we have the same last name... No we are not related
- The biggest threat from your mom: Wait till your Dad gets home.
- If a boy and a girl is walking together somewhere, then they're probably dating.
- Kucho has two purpose. One to clean the house and the other to beat up kids.
- You have two zodiac signs, one according to your birthday and one according to your name.
- You see a box of cookies and then when you open it, its your mom's sewing kit.
- You collected money in dashai and compared it with your cousin and calculated who made the most out of it.
- Every Nepali party: Drunk uncles dancing weirdly.
- If your family goes out to dinner with your cousins and all then there is always a tug of war across the table when the bill comes in.
- Your parents favorite line... 'when I was your age....'
- And you're suppose to keep the plastic cover intact.
- Watching movie with your parents and here comes an explicit scene, everyone starts using their phone as if they don't know.
- Your parents gets suspicious if u smile looking at you are phone.
- Going to Deusi n Bhailo not because its a tradition but to earn some cash.
- Calling back home and need to talk with everyone or at least a 'hi' including the maid
- The neighbor always has the perfect son.
- Girl gets nervous because a distant relative saw her holding hands with her boyfriend.
haha! spot on!
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